Winners and Performances from the MTV EMA’s 2013!

So once again, another music awards show has come and gone. And once again, I didn’t watch shit.

I seriously don’t have the mental capacity to sit through over three hours of bullshit just so I can watch the performances and see the ridiculous (sometimes fashionable) outfits celebrities wear to these events.

But, never fear. I did take the liberty of highlighting all the relevant stuff from the MTV EMA’s like the performances.

This year’s MTV Europe Music Awards was held at the Ziggo Dome, in  Amsterdam, and hosted by Redfoo (1/2 of LMFAO); with additional appearances from Rita Ora, Iggy Azalea, Dizzy rascal, among others.

There weren’t many highlights from the awards show worth mentioning, aside from Miley smoking a joint onstage (hey, it’s Amsterdam), but I’m assuming people tuned in for more than that.

I mean, you have the performances, of course, and…the… yeah, no that’s about it.

So check out some of the performances from the show below and the full list of MTV EMA winners!

LIST OF MTV EMA WINNERS!

Best female: Katy Perry
Best male: Justin Bieber
Best song: Bruno Mars, “Locked Out Of Heaven”
Best video: Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball”
Best pop: One Direction
Best new artist: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Global icon: Eminem
Best hip-hop: Eminem
Best live: Beyonce
Best rock: Green Day
Best electronic: Avicii
Best worldwide: Chris Lee (Mainland China/Hong Kong/Southeast Asia/Taiwan)
Best look: Harry Styles
Best alternative: Thirty Seconds To Mars
Biggest fans: Tokio Hotel
Best push: Austin Mahone
Best world stage: Linkin Park

SOME OF THE NIGHT’S PERFORMANCES!

ROBIN THICKE AND IGGY AZALEA: BLURRED LINES/FEEL GOOD

BRUNO MARS: GORILLA

SNOOP LION(DOGG) AND AFROJACK: GIN & JUICE

EMINEM: BERZERK/ RAP GOD