Amanda Bynes may actually get a rap deal…excuse me while I laugh hysterically!!!!

Obviously any company willing to negotiate a rap deal with Amanda Bynes is doing it merely for the publicity.

The girl hasn’t done anything entertainment wise in YEARS, let alone in music, yet CEO Daniel Herman of Chinga Chang Records has recently confirmed that the actress is in talks to inking a deal with the label for her debut album.

Excuse for a moment while I laugh my ass off!



Really? They’re serious about this shit?

Ugh, apparently so.

“This is the perfect home. This isn’t just a gimmick…. Right now you have a Nickelodeon pop star masquerading as a gangster rapper… So I see someone like Amanda Bynes and I know she has talent. I grew up with Nick and the orange couch. I know she has talent. I’ve heard her sing when she was younger. I wanna get her in the cutting room in NYC and see what she has. Why the hell not?”

I could name a few reasons why the hell not (here, here, and even here).

What Daniel Herman is doing is the equivalent of a movie studio reaching out to Lindsay Lohan to sign on for a new block buster film deal.

Yeah, that fucking crazy.

But Daniel and his label made sure to touch base with Sony and Orchard Entertainment for clearance before they reached out to the wacky starlet, so they must be serious about this.

There hasn’t been any news that Bynes has accepted the offer, so let’s all pray she turns this down like the many others she’s received (Playboy radio show).

I’ll even play nice and give Bynes the benefit of the doubt.

Let’s say her crazy antics and wild shenanigans are the workings of a PR/ Marketing mastermind just to keep Amanda in the news for this “hip hop, rap career” she keeps alluding to on Twitter.

Can the bitch actually rap? I haven’t heard a mix-tape, a freestyle, a beat box, or ANYTHING that would suggest Amanda Bynes actually has enough talent for a career in music.

Fuck my life if I’m wrong and the bitch fuckin slays right?! Smh…